In a shocking move yesterday the NFL has announced that effective immediately all 'performance enhancing' prayer will be banned for all players, team personal and fans. Roger Goodal made the announcement adding "The recent success of the Denver...
In a shocking move yesterday the NFL has announced that effective immediately all 'performance enhancing' prayer will be banned for all players, team personal and fans. Roger Goodal made the announcement adding "The recent success of the Denver Broncos, despite the having an at best mediocre ...
- Say Goodbye to Prayer, Say Hello to Tebow! 12.17.2011
- Christopher Hitchens Reports from Beyond the Grave: "I was wrong!" 12.16.2011
- The E! True Hollywood Story: God 12.13.2011
- Local Business at Odds Over Church 12.03.2011
- Pope to Reclaim Christmas! Put Christmas back to the way it was! 11.30.2011
- Homeopathic Anesthetic Halt's Surgery 11.30.2011
- OMJ Social Networking with Jesus: Christ’s FB and Twitter Account 11.29.2011
- God refuses to bless America 11.23.2011
- Atheism to Creationism 11.16.2011
Last year I attended The Texas Bigfoot Conference, hosted Jefferson, Texas. There was about four hundred people all there to discuss sightings and tracking techniques. What amazed me the most was how strong their belief in Bigfoot is in spite of the overwhelming evidence that BigFoot does ...
- Improve your Prayers with ACTION 11.01.2011
- Won’t someone please think of the children? 09.30.2011
- Is Global Warming Just the Beginning of Hell on Earth? 09.16.2011
- The Kalam Cosmological Argument 09.05.2011
- Creationism should not be swallowed 08.25.2011
- Master Debater: Tough Titties is Offensive! Would Prefer no Titties at All 08.22.2011
- Hughes Not Guilty Despite Conviction 08.15.2011
- Cherry Picking Amino Acids 08.12.2011
When the holy-rolling, Herman Cain came to the presidential race he was as confident and domineering as Johnny Cochrane. He exploded on the market as a presidential potential with his character, conviction and Christian values. When no others were able to even contemplate ...
- The Not-So-Super-Committee: The “Last Ditch Effort” 11.22.2011
- Gingrich Releases New eBook: How to Buy an Election 11.22.2011
- Herman Cain Apologizes for Smoking Advertisement, Releases New Heroin Ad 11.02.2011
- Bachmann Claims Vaccines Caused Boy to be Gay 10.31.2011
- Bachmann Blows Her Campaign Funds on Action Figures 10.31.2011
- Cain’s 9-9-9 Proposal Touches the Hearts of the Affluent 10.14.2011
- Global Warming caused by Politicians 10.13.2011
- Palin Relives Childhood Horror 10.11.2011
- Palin/Bachmann: The Current “Affair” 10.10.2011
A new terrifying scientific study into vaccines has heralded results certain to take the world by storm. Doctors studied the after affects of the MMR Vaccine to discover that a shocking 100% of autistic children showed signs of autism after having the vaccine, many within mere hours of having ...
- Creation Scientists Discover Jesus’ DNA 12.13.2011
- New Vaccines Contain Mercury 12.01.2011
- Atheism Bad for the Soul 10.24.2011
- God "adapts" Gonorrhea 10.11.2011
- The Evil Oxytocin Receptor 10.07.2011
- Scientists Prove Existence of God? 10.07.2011
- Archeologists Discover Ancient Biblical Texts 10.06.2011
- Noah's Flood Discovered! 10.04.2011
- Salt and proof of a living God 09.30.2011
Say Goodbye to Prayer, Say Hello to Tebow!
Tim Tebow is hottest thing in the NFL right now, be it lovers or haters everyone is talking about Tebow. Tebow's in your face Christianity, his sideline prayers, and his thanking god for every little thing that happens has got people rooting for him or ...
Christopher Hitchens Reports from Beyond the Grave: "I was wrong!"
Christopher Hichens has not been dead for 24 hours and multiple mediums have reported to have received the same message from the deceased Atheist.
"Please let the world know that I was wrong. There is an afterlife, God does exist and he ...
The E! True Hollywood Story: God
E! recently announced an upcoming documentary event: The E! True Hollywood Story: God. The program contains actual footage of events throughout history. The footage was obtained using a Christian Science technological breakthrough called “Photoshop: For the Saved.”
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Local Business at Odds Over Church
NEVADA - Some Local Business's are fighting to prevent a Catholic Church from being built in their area. They fear that the church will attract the wrong sort of people and will hurt business. Sam Axe the owner of "The Wild Kat Brothel & Booze Can" has ...
Pope to Reclaim Christmas! Put Christmas back to the way it was!
Fed up with the commercialization and secularization of Christmas the Pope has made a plee that we get back to how Christmas used be to get back to the basics. "Christmas is a Celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ and we need to make sure it stays that way" he was quoted ...
Homeopathic Anesthetic Halt's Surgery
Life saving surgery was halted in London, UK yesterday after the anesthetic failed to take hold. A new anesthetic which has just recently passed homeopathic trials is now calling into question the credentials of their peer review process and the ...
OMJ Social Networking with Jesus: Christ’s FB and Twitter Account
OMJ! Jesus Tweets
OMG is no longer the trendy response for tweeters and Facebook posters. Jesus Christ, otherwise known as God, has had his own Facebook account for some time now; he also tweets. Now, I know what you’re thinking: old news, right? Thelatest news ...
God refuses to bless America
The Almighty recently visited Earth for a brief spell and whilst here He managed to take time out of his busy schedule to appear on the Piers Morgan Show (to be aired later this year). There, the hard hitting journalist asked the important questions such as "What are your favourite biscuits?" ...
Atheism to Creationism
There has been a dramatic upturn in the numbers of atheists repenting their faith and turning to Creationism. Faith leaders are putting this down to a generation of youth "dumbing down" thanks to falling standards in schools. It seems more and more people are turning their back on logic ...
Improve your Prayers with ACTION
There has been a lot of talk by atheists that prayer does not work. Even some Christians are starting to have some doubts. It seems like god just isn’t answering prayers like he used to and you know what? He isn’t! But why isn’t he? Has he just decided he ...
Won’t someone please think of the children?
A phrase that is often bandied about and made fun of, especially by non-believers! (Such as the reverends wife in the Simpsons – making fun of the holy one won’t get you far Matt Groening) I’ll be thinking of you, when you’re burning in hell! So I want you to consider this phrase briefly, ...
Is Global Warming Just the Beginning of Hell on Earth?
In a recent poll on Fox News viewers were asked for their opinion on Global Warming. The Poll appeared on the Fox News website like this:
Do you believe that Global Warming is really happening?
1. Yes and it is man made.
2. Yes but it is not man made, it is a natural occurance.
3. Yes ...
The Kalam Cosmological Argument
Ahh! The Kalam cosmological argument, in case you do not know what the kalam cosmological argument is, it is a logical argument for the existence of God. It has been stated in a few different forms but goes essentially like this:
(1) Everything that has a beginning of its existence has ...
Creationism should not be swallowed
A recent prominent Creationist who goes by the pseudonym Max Tweedlum has recently expressed his disgust at the flavour of Creationism. Max, former owner of pages such as "We will find 1million Creationists" has recently converted to Atheism after finding the truth within the Atheist ...
Master Debater: Tough Titties is Offensive! Would Prefer no Titties at All
The Master Debater is in the news again. He hasn't had much to say since his image was found in a mans anus last month but he has come forward this week condemning the term "Tough Titties" as being extremely offensive and is hoping to have the term outlawed. In the meantime he will ...
Hughes Not Guilty Despite Conviction
As most people already know,Sean Hughes was convicted yesterday of murdering his wife, Samantha . I am shocked, the evidence that he did not kill her and that it was his Neighbor that actually killed his wife was huge yet the jury still found him guilty. Let me go over some of this ...
Cherry Picking Amino Acids
Man's arrogance continues to grow as we begin to tamper with DNA, God's blueprint. Cambridge University have "re-designed" a nemotode's DNA and inside artificial DNA. The only good thing in this article is that Cambridge University let slip that they agree that DNA was designed.
Within ...
The Not-So-Super-Committee: The “Last Ditch Effort”
WASHINGTON, D.C.-The super-committee, created in order to handle the economic crisis in the U.S., is reaching the point of collapse, much like the economy. The Republicans came up with a spectacular plan to reduce the debt by $643 billion over the next decade. But, as always, it just wasn’t good ...
Gingrich Releases New eBook: How to Buy an Election
Newt Gingrich has come back into the presidential running; full-force. With every single other candidate mysteriously defamed (or deformed) in one form or another, it has been surprisingly easy for Gingrich to slide back into the campaign. So, what are Newt’s secrets?
Gingrich has almost as many ...
Herman Cain Apologizes for Smoking Advertisement, Releases New Heroin Ad
The viral YouTube video that shows Herman Cain’s advisor smoking a cigarette stirred up a great deal of controversy. Cain adamantly asserts that the ad was not meant to persuade children to smoke cigarettes. He has received a great deal of flak about the ad that became an internet sensation ...
Bachmann Claims Vaccines Caused Boy to be Gay
In a press conference last night, Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann retold the story of a young man that she says became gay because of vaccines. She explained how a distraught mother approached her at her husband's clinic asking her to help pray the gay away from her son who became ...
Bachmann Blows Her Campaign Funds on Action Figures
WATERLOO, IA- Michele Bachmann, the ideological theocratic genius, has announced a surprising campaign strategy for the 2012 presidential election. Typically, presidential nominees invest their funds into public appearances, advertising, caviar, prostitutes and drugs; but Bachmann has ...
Cain’s 9-9-9 Proposal Touches the Hearts of the Affluent
President Barak Obama was unable to get his “Robin Hood” tax proposal through Congress. Not that it came as a big surprise, considering 100% of those voting would have had higher taxes. In light of this upset to Democrats and the majority of the American population, presidential candidate ...
Global Warming caused by Politicians
A recent scientific study into the cause and effect of Global Warming have published shock findings! Firstly, whilst Global Warming is a hotly debated topic, with more evidence leaning towards Global Warming not existing (the largest piece of evidence being the existence of winter) this ...
Palin Relives Childhood Horror
When Sarah Palin stepped onto the escalator she had no idea she was about to relive one of the most terrifying times from her childhood. In Palin's soon to be released memoir "My Life" she reveals an incident that occurred at the local Mall back in December 1998. "I was Christmas ...
Palin/Bachmann: The Current “Affair”
Sarah Palin announced that she was not going to run for the presidency. Michele Bachmann has been reported stating that she would have welcomed an opponent as worth and distinguished as Sarah Palin. However, new information released by credible sources indicates a much darker reality. Palin ...
Creation Scientists Discover Jesus’ DNA
Using state-of-the-art cutting-edge science founded on precise creationism, a leading creationist hematologist has discovered authentic Christ DNA. The report was released and is currently the top story in the entire geocentric world. The discovery was made by examining ...
New Vaccines Contain Mercury
New vaccines currently in the testing phase have been leaked to the public causing widespread shock and horror! Vaccines, controversial to say the least, have taken a new turn for the worse as the mercury levels have been increased. There have been numerous scientific studies looking at the link ...
Atheism Bad for the Soul
A recent scientific study has discovered that Atheism is bad for the soul! A study focusing on different religions and their impact on the soul has discovered surprising, yet predictable results. Atheism led the pack with almost three quarters of the atheists tested having seriously ...
God "adapts" Gonorrhea
Recent scientific studies into the STD Gonorrhea have shown surprising results! It appears that antibiotics are becoming less and less resistant and now a combination of two powerful antibiotics are being advised to treat this condition. Further study by our own Creation scientists have ...
The Evil Oxytocin Receptor
Psychologists discovered that oxytocin receptor genes within the brain determine optimism. This malformation of the brain causes people to have faith in their ideas and confidence in their beliefs. The repercussions of this discovery are immense. If this is further investigated, new ...
Scientists Prove Existence of God?
In a test conducted at the CERN particle accelerator lab in Switzerland, Einstein’s Theory of Relativity is shattered by neutrinos. Scientist’s repeated the experiment a multitude of times, each yielding similar results. The verdict: Einstein was an idiot. What baffles scientists has ...
Archeologists Discover Ancient Biblical Texts
In the heart of Babylon, archeologists discovered 5 stone tablets entirely unaffected by erosion. The tablets were written in both Hebrew and Greek. As of yet, only speculations have been made about the information contained by the tablets. They appear to be chapters of the Bible that ...
Noah's Flood Discovered!
Recent drilling near the Plateau of Tibet has ground to a halt after the discovery of large volumes of water stored underground!
Drilling was halted after fears that miners had tapped into the underground storage of the Great Flood of the Bible! Earlier yesterday afternoon, near the ...
Salt and proof of a living God
On of the clearest evidence for divine creation is the shear impossibility of spontaneously forming a protein. As postulated by the theory of evolution, this has to happen by chance. Creation researchers have since long proven this to be an impossibility. The chance for a protein to form by ...
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